NEWS BULLETIN
Watch this space for product drops, issue previews, editorial dispatches from Cedar Hollow, and the occasional Bailey Incident Report.
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June 5, 2026
— FIRST COLLAB PROPOSAL RECEIVED
Two days after launching our website, Mr. Mladshoiseo Mladshoi reached out asking:
"SEO RANK TOP SERVICE PACKAGE?"
It's nice to know we're being taken seriously.
We'd also like to thank him for believing in us before most of our relatives did.
June 5, 2026
— FIRST COLLAB PROPOSAL RECEIVED
Two days after launching our website, Mr. Mladshoiseo Mladshoi reached out asking:
"SEO RANK TOP SERVICE PACKAGE?"
It's nice to know we're being taken seriously.
We'd also like to thank him for believing in us before most of our relatives did.
May 31, 2026
— Bailey stole a croissant from a photoshoot.
She still insists, the Intern took it.
May 31, 2026
— Bailey stole a croissant from a photoshoot. She still insists, the Intern took it.
May 7, 2026
— The weather forecast predicted sunshine.
It has been raining for five days.
May 7, 2026
— The weather forecast predicted sunshine. It has been raining for five days.
April 13, 2026
– Noah suggested improvements to "the brown coffee" recipe.
The feedback has been filed accordingly.
April 13, 2026
– Noah suggested improvements to "the brown coffee" recipe. The feedback has been filed accordingly.
March 29, 2026
– Someone left a handwritten note in French beside the sugar jars.
Maggie has classified it as either poetry or a complaint.
March 29, 2026
– Someone left a handwritten note in French beside the sugar jars. Maggie has classified it as either poetry or a complaint.
March 17, 2026
ST. PATRICK'S DAY
– Karaoke Night concluded without major structural damage.
Noah chose Nothing Compares 2 U.
Bailey began howling at the end of first chorus.
Most of the crew had already accepted the situation. Unfortunately, a Japanese tourist unexpectedly provided the backing vocals from second verse onward.
David visibly struggled to remain neutral.
March 17, 2026
ST. PATRICK'S DAY
– Karaoke Night concluded without major structural damage.
Noah chose Nothing Compares 2 U.
Bailey began howling at the end of first chorus.
Most of the crew had already accepted the situation.
Unfortunately, a Japanese tourist unexpectedly provided the backing vocals from second verse onward.
David visibly struggled to remain neutral.
February 23, 2026
– There is ongoing disagreement about whether the last light in the kitchen was left on by Ray or by the building itself.
February 23, 2026
– There is ongoing disagreement about whether the last light in the kitchen was left on by Ray or by the building itself.
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With love from Cedar Hollow.
